Incredible Confession

The privacy partition in the confessional booth slides and an excited voice bursts through the screen:

"Father, I gotta tell you what happened to me last night. I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two 18 year old women for eight hours last night!"

The stunned priest, replies incredulously, "you did WHAT!"

"I said, I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two eighteen year old women last night for eight hours."

The stern father replies, "boy, I've been waiting all my life for a guy like you. I'm gonna give you a penance like you'll never forget."

To which the voice replies, "Father, you can't give me a penance."

"Why not?" asks the man of the cloth.

"Because I'm Jewish," claims the voice.

The perplexed Father asks, "then why are you telling me?"

"I'm telling everyone!"