The Heaven Clocks

A man dies and goes up to heaven. He sees the pearly gates and St. Peter. "Welcome to heaven. I'll guide you to your house." says Peter.

So they walk through a court yard full of clocks. A lot of clocks. "Whats with all the clocks?" asked the man.

"These are the clocks of all the people in the world. Everytime they lie, it jumps one minute in the future of their life. Here, let me show you." Peter moves over to a clock. "This is Jack, a car salesman, any moment, his clock will jump." Sure enough, about 3 seconds later it moved a minute forward. So they keep walking, and the man is seeing all his friend's and family's clocks.

He gets to his house and asks Peter, "Where is President Clinton's Clock?"
"Didn't you see it? Look up. We use it as a ceiling fan!"