Things You Sometimes Wish You Could Say

1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
2. How about never? Is never good for you?
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
4. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks.
5. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
6. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
7. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shooey.
8. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
9. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
10. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a darn.
11. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
12. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
13. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
14. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
15. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
16. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
17. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
18. Do I look like a people person?
19. This isn't an office. It's he** with fluorescent lighting.
20. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
21. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
22. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
23. Allow me to introduce my selves.
24. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
25. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
26. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Say it if you wish...