She was so blonde

She was so blonde, she..

1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into thetypewriter
4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the boxsaid 2 to 4 years.
5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
7. When asked what the capital of California was, she answered C.
8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French Fries.
9. Baked a turkey for 5 days because the instructions said 1 hour perpound and she weighed 125.
10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those littlepackets.
11. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.
13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said goodup to 20 pounds.
14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

and Now...??