Just Smile

Smile #1:

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at yourpicture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Smile #2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troublesand lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries ortroubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Smile #3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me togive up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.